Bulgogi Sandwiches with Tangy Slaw, Fried Eggs and Creamy-Spicy Sauce

korean-bulgogi-sandwiches-with-creamy-spicy-sauce-slawAs some of you may know, Monday was my roommate’s birthday. After last year’s blowout, we decided to keep things relatively low-key and host a “small” fiesta at our apartment on Saturday afternoon. Thirty of Logan’s nearest and dearest showed up to watch football, inhale buffalo chicken fingies, and generally get weird with the birthday boy, who was in excellent form. It was a very festive celebration. On his actual birthday, Logan and I went out to a fancy dinner, and then I unveiled the first of his presents. Not gonna lie, I was pretty stressed about what to get the Dude this year. There are several things he needs, like a good pair of dress shoes and a couple grown-up belts, but I didn’t want to get him a “practical present,” lest he use that as an...
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Dark Chocolate Bark with Apricots and Candied Pepitas

vegan-dark-chocolate-bark-with-apricots-candied-pepitas-2In my youth, I looked forward to Halloween with the type of extreme excitement most people reserve for Christmas, puppies, or the birth of their first child. Costumes were planned months in advance (as I’ve mentioned before, I was once Sweetheart Barbie in the box), trick-or-treating routes were painstakingly mapped, and I even practiced Jack-O-Lantern carving skills on oranges. In August. My parents were very proud. I remained a Halloween enthusiast through college, which wasn’t surprising given my well-documented affinity for the 3 C’s: cocktails, costumes, and candy. In fact, doing keg stands as a slutty Ninja Turtle and then eating my weight in candy corn was an eagerly anticipated annual event. Given my lifelong love affair with the holiday, I was somewhat confused when I found myself straight-up dreading Halloween this year. At first I couldn’t put my finger on...
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Slow Cooker Apple Pie Oatmeal

slow-cooker-apple-pie-oatmeal-vegan-gluten-freeTo say that I’m “not a morning person” would be a gross understatement. In fact, I actually terrify myself in the early hours of the am. It’s not so much the way I look (although that also upsets me), it’s more that my brain only functions at approximately 2% of its genius(?) potential for the first half hour that I’m awake. As you can imagine, this has many unfortunate consequences. Let's discuss, shall we? I’m roused each weekday at 7am by the excruciating sound of my iPhone alarm. I then burrito myself in the covers (my roommate has already left for work) and press snooze somewhere between two and eleven times. When I feel sufficiently guilty about the snoozing, I crawl out of bed and stumble to the kitchen. It is not uncommon to stub multiple toes or knock...
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30-Minute Vegan Chana Masala

Easy-Vegan-Chana-MasalaI have always hated Indian food. I can’t trace my extreme distaste for Indian cuisine to a particular experience, so I’m assuming it’s a carryover from my absurdly picky childhood. Exotic colors, smells and textures offended my delicate young senses, and at some point I must have decided that Indian food was gross and vowed never to eat it. Ever. (Keep in mind that I felt this way about most things that were not pizza or grilled cheese.) There have been many occasions over the years when I’ve considered giving Indian cuisine a second chance, but then I’d walk past a particularly smelly Indian buffet, or my roommate would regale me with one of his favorite stories about the time he got “Delhi Belly” (in excruciating, gory detail), and I’d think, “Mmm…better not.” Honestly, I probably would have been...
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Butternut Squash Soup with Roasted Garlic, Goat Cheese and Pepitas

Butternut-Squash-Soup-with-Roasted-Garlic-Goat-Cheese-and-PepitasLately, I’ve been feeling like I don’t have enough hours in the day. This is partially because of my Smash duties, some extra writing gigs, and devoting time to a few other fun projects I have in the pipeline, but it’s primarily due to the fact that I have so much TV to watch. I realize I’ve never really mentioned it before, but I love television. I grew up in a family of TV aficionados, and my appreciation for the small screen blossomed at a very young age. In retrospect, I'm pretty sure it positively impacted my development, as my parents’ “no TV until homework is done” rule encouraged high levels of academic efficiency. There was a lot of studying to do, and extreme focus/productivity was the only way to make sure I didn’t miss Dawson’s Creek. (REMEMBER WHEN...
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Roasted Butternut Squash Quesadillas with Goat Cheese and Crispy Sage

Roasted-Butternut-Squash-Quesadillas-with-Goat-Cheese-and-Crispy-Sage-3It’s football season! The above statement is obviously exclaimed in horror rather than excitement, because as far as I’m concerned, football is just a bunch of dudes chasing each other on a lawn, and unless Beyoncé comes out at some point, I have zero interest in observing the mayhem. As some of you may know, I did actively try to like football for a brief (and random) period circa 2011. Since I very much enjoy beer, Tom Brady, and Victor Cruz’s salsa dancing, I figured maybe I could get on board with other aspects of the sport as well. I had every intention of learning the rules (and some choice lingo to drop at parties) and even toyed with the idea of starting my own fantasy league. I was going to be a football fan, dammit! Unfortunately, my plans to hop on the...
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No-Bake Pumpkin Pie Energy Bites with Dark Chocolate Chunks

No-Bake-Pumpkin-Pie-Energy-Bites-Vegan-Gluten-FreeI am an excellent flyer and travel buddy. I recognize the boldness of that statement, but after years of traveling with my roommate, I’m convinced that it’s true. Through his horribleness in airports/on planes, I have come to realize my gift, and for that I am very grateful. (Thank you, Logan!) Being an awesome flyer involves many things. First and foremost, I am extremely chill. I do not panic or scream obscenities in traffic on the way to the airport, nor do I freak out and sweat through my shirt in long check-in/security lines. I never argue with TSA when they have to inspect my hand luggage (even when they break the zipper on my bag and confiscate my shampoo), and I do not lose my shit and/or ask if the gate agent is “fisting me” when told that my...
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The Best Roast Chicken Ever aka Jamie Oliver’s Chicken in Milk

Jamie-Oliver's-Braised-Chicken-In-MilkI write down potential recipes for this site in a Word document labeled “Badass Blog Ideas,” and over the years, the extensive list has come to resemble my closet. Basically, it’s an overstuffed hoarder’s paradise, and half of the things will never see the light of day because I don’t actually like them, or they’ve gone out of style. Sad, but true. In an effort to do some fall organizing, I decided to streamline the aforementioned document and make it slightly more manageable. I started by dividing the recipes into helpful categories: “Moneymakers” for foolproof recipes that need to be shared stat, “No-Calorie Sunday” for my fat kid ideas, “Scary” for stuff that upsets me like soufflés and canning, “Reader Suggestions” (yes, I hear you), and “Experiments” for weird things with the potential for delicious upside (or disgusting failure). Because...
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Three Cheese Cauliflower Gratin (and a Giveaway!)

three-cheese-cauliflower-gratinAbout a month ago, I received an email invite to a September 30th dinner party at Dana Cowin’s apartment. In case you live under a rock, Dana is the editor-in-chief of Food & Wine Magazine, and she is the Beyoncé of the food world. Like Queen B, I am Queen D’s biggest fangirl, and I was therefore convinced that I had received the invitation in error. I hadn’t. (OHMAHGOD.) The dinner was in honor of Dana’s new cookbook Mastering My Mistakes in The Kitchen, which is an absolutely beautiful compilation of recipes, stories, and tips for overcoming kitchen conundrums of all kinds (many of which come from some of the world’s most talented chefs). The book is informative, hilarious and heartwarming, and I was pee-my-pants excited appropriately thrilled to celebrate it. Duh. In keeping with the book's theme, Dana asked that everyone...
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Herbed Chicken and Ricotta Meatballs in Sun-Dried Tomato Sauce

gluten-free-chicken-and-ricotta-meatballs-with-sun-dried-tomato-sauce-21I’ve been pretty tightly wound this past week, which is mostly due to starting my latest private chef gig. (For the sake of simplicity and my Friday Night Lights theme, we’ll call this client “Smash” going forward.) The truth is, cooking for a new dude is pretty terrifying. I don’t know his personality, preferences, or dealbreakers. I’m not sure how much food he’s going to need, whether he wants to have heart-to-hearts while I cook, or if he actually cares about respecting certain mild food allergies he may have. Does he own the basic kitchen essentials, or will I have to get creative until they can be purchased? (The first time I cooked for TR, I used a plate as a cutting board and stabbed open a can of tomatoes in the presence of his assistant, who was both...
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